Truth about Abhishek Ghosh
Saturday, August 30, 2008 at 4:58 PM | 2 comments  

Its really true what is shown in the pic ie abhishek ghosh one of the confederate never say bad to anyone.....
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T-1 Paper-1 @ JIITU
Wednesday, August 27, 2008 at 12:22 PM | 2 comments  
The journey for the final year’s T-1 began today with all the hustle and bustle around. Such disorganization has never been seen or observed before in the JIIT scenario.

The ‘drama’ had already set off yesterday with the change in the time table and the venue of the exam. And also the syllabus. Till the time, we got to see the question paper, we didn’t know whether certain things were in the course or not.

We reached before time and expecting the seating arrangement to be as we had been sitting for the past three years – enrollment number wise, but… BUT… it was arranged so haphazardly, that in an exam of 60 minutes, more than 15 minutes were ‘utilized’ to search for the appropriate allotted seat. There were cases when adjacent seats were occupied by the students of same semesters writing the same paper. This was certainly the biggest boon for them.

After a little confusion, I finally found my seat. Then, began the excitement imagining a beautiful girl mentioned by VJ in the previous blog. Luckily there was a girl, but unluckily she had not even the most distant relationship with the beauty. Silly FAT ASS! :P We were so jam packed that ‘concentration’ was an unfamiliar word to all of us. But luckily, VJ was sitting just diagonally and I copied a 4 mark answer from him. :)

But the ultimate hilarious were the various conversations between Samiksha and some adjacent neophytes.

The girl (1st year) – “First year?”
Sam (with an air of pride) – “Fourth”.
The girl – “Then you must be knowing everything. I have got Physics paper today”.
Sam (puzzled and laughing) – “Physics! I didn’t even get marks when I was in 1st year, you expect me to remember that after 3 years?”
After getting the answer sheets, that girl flipped the pages and said, “Isme to lines hi nahi bani hain”.
Sam (to herself) – “kya bevkoof ladki hai yaar!”
The girl (to her batchmate, when he was writing) – “Yaar tu itna seedha kese likh raha hai bina lines ke?”
There was another conversation between Rajlaxmi Mam and a freshman (Animal ASS) sitting between VJ and Samiksha.
The boy – “Mam, sheet is not signed”.
Mam (probably heard only the “sheet” part and laughing) – “Are you a first year?”
The boy – “Yes”.
Mam (with a cute and mischievous smile) – “Child, you don’t get an extra sheet. You have to complete it in the provided 32 sheets only”.
Infact, I was also bewildered. How has the ‘idiot’ finished 32 sheets in his very first college exam? I could not fill even 16 till now in these 3 years.
The boy – “Mam, I am saying my sheet is not signed”.
I felt a sigh of relief.
After Mam signed and went, the boy (to himself) – “10 bhi nahi bharengi, 32 ka to sochna hi bekar hai”.

Anyhow, the drama continued, with one of our reputed teachers (another sick FAT ASS) shouting on top of her voice with her highly irritating shrill voice for the entire duration of the exam, who was finally interjected by Ankit Garg – “Mam, can you please be quiet? We are unable to concentrate”. And then the whole LT cried unanimously – “YES MAAAAAAAAAAM!”
‘Respected’ Mam (angrily) – “How the hell do you expect me to call the names then? I have to do it; there are few more names left”. And then she continued to peeve us.

The last jolt was the last question of our paper, to which somehow I found the answer, but it’s wrong. :( And the funniest thing is - everyone has done it wrong. :)

Never before in my life had I given an exam like this. During the exam time, the ambience, environment, atmosphere all were highly torturous. But when I am penning down this, it seems to be a very comic incident in my life at JIITU, while writing my first exam in the last year. But truly, what a disorganization! They are really experts. Hats off to them!
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The confederates a day before T-1
Tuesday, August 26, 2008 at 6:13 PM | 4 comments  

For anyone who is wondering about the delay in posting a fresh post on the blog, I would inform them that our 7th semester exams are beginning tomorrow. But since when has Vaibhav Jain been deterred by these minor hiccups in the smooth easy life of his? Exams or no exams, or even any other obstacle, blogging can never take a back seat.

Madhur is getting frustrated today for various reasons. Firstly, he is unable to understand some basics of OT subject, which I have completely overlooked. Why to ponder so deep on the things when you know you are finally going to screw up your mind anyhow! He is also peeved because of the highly disorganized system of JIITU. They have changed the timings of the exams just two days back and the day scholars have no idea about this.

But I would rather blame Madhur itself for this. Three years have passed and he doesn’t even realize that this is JIITU where any miracle is possible. We are just trained how to deal with the last moment emergencies. So what if someone is going to miss his exam? From the next time, he would remember for sure, to keep checking such information even 2 minutes before. This is the basic rule of industry life, and only JIITU teaches us how to deal with it pragmatically. For those who want some true insight, this webkiosk system, operated from this time itself, sucks. And this new 'technology' is being implemented just to advertise their "hard work" they have put into making some third class website, full of errors.

Rao is missing today. He must be studying hard. I hope a beautiful girl of 2nd year sits next to him. It is his long lasting dream. It happened last year, but he became a monk and didn’t capitalize on the opportunity. Silly!!

Ghosh is always found in the hostel during the days and nights of the exams. No, not to study, but to see movies and teach others. And so he did today. His over popular bike is the cynosure of the exam days which always remain busy for the photocopying stuff, and the chauffeur is he himself, even if he has that subject or not. That is called a true social service.

Goli 'tries' to remain cool during exams. I don’t know why but I can always sense a mature behavior in him. He tries to study a lot. And we know he is one of the better minds our college has produced. But it’s so sad for us that he abstains from delivering his famous punch, i.e., his ‘deadly theories’, and so there is a feeling of dullness in our lives these days.

Finally, me myself. I didn’t study a single minute for the subject, but have taught various people 6 times the same thing. Its very very frustrating. And I have decided to thrash the next person who knocks my door for this purpose. It is also historically observed that if I teach something to someone confidently, that confidence becomes over-confidence and I end up screwing up my paper. And what’s worse? The people, whom I have taught, secure more marks than me. But I have never cared for marks, really. So it doesn’t matter. But I hope that atleast Parth scores well tomorrow. I have always hoped the same from Chitresh, but these two are just great. :P

Anyways, enough for today. Except me and Madhur, all members are still dormant on this blog. Going to bring them out of their shells soon. But only after the T-1. Till then, cheers and take care.

:)
Posted by Vaibhav Jain
Chashma 007
Saturday, August 23, 2008 at 12:35 AM | 4 comments  
Ever thought how a daily use item like spectacles can be, when some "creative" brains take up the task of redefining the way spectacles are used ?

The 22nd of August won't be any ordinary day in future, It'll be the day when the world would celebrate the birthday of Spectacles 2.0

This ingenious idea which is the brainchild of Rao,Ghosh,Maddieee,Rana and Mohit Khera would start a new species of spectacles,a specs which can be customized according to the needs of it's user.

All of us envy Secret Agent 007 for his Aston Martin,fully loaded wid stuffs ranging from a cig. lighter to missile launcher.So what if you get a specs which gives you a feeling of being a BOND ? how about Bonding with the Best :P ..

Well here is your chance.. we present to you CHASHMA 007 ...codenamed Aenak Shuniye Shuniye Saat
Targetted at two kinds of consumers:-

a)For RICH people who wants it to be used as a Luxury item.
b)For RICH BLIND people,reason- they simply need something wich enables them to see clearly (NO WE AREN't Using SAINT GOBAIN glass for lenses)!!
It'll also cater to the needs of military,CHILDREN...yes ur lil. devils(to be though :P)

The word NANO is buzzing around us for quiet sometime.So inorder to keep that buzz going we will use NANOTECHNOLOGY in making this specs.
It'll have a re-arrangable molecular structure which wll adjust itself according to the medium you are present in. Whole surface of the lens will be covered with thermal sensors so, if it starts raining the thermal sensors would get actuated and eventually evaporate the rain droplets.NO WIPERS REQUIRED.Also it's made up of carbon fibres,which are known for their flexibility and strength

Aenak Shuniye Shuniye Saat has the feature of self adjusting power so if your DIOPTRE(s) increases or decreases you can adjust the power without changing ur lenses..WOW..good news for RICH MISERS. It'll also have an infrared display which allows you to see CLEAR in the night.

The next feature is surely gonna revolutionise the way people see.We have fitted a OLED Film i.e. An Organic LED film which allows you to see streaming media(movies etc) and the BOSE earphones attached to Aenak Shuniye Shuniye Saat guarantees that you get crystal clear sound as if you are using CLEAR TONE.

It comes with a 512Mb M.SD card(expandable to 4Gb).Apart from this it is GPRS,3G,Bluetooth enabled.Thanks to the revolutionay OLED's and memory card your lil. devils can play games with the help of a game controller like the Nintendo Wii

For the blind people it comes fitted with SONAR technology and a camera, which senses any obstacle,the camera takes an image of the path infront of the person,does some image processing and the voice synthesizer guides accordingly.

What more .. CHASHMA 007 is CUSTOMIZABLE TO USER NEEDS ..select what all features you want,wait for a couple of days and you'll get your CHASHMA 007 delivered to your place.AT NO EXTRA COST.

Bookings are Open (No advance money to be deposited)To book your chashma007 ..leave a comment on this post



NOTE:- This was our Entrepreneurial Development LAB.
Posted by Madhur
P(h)aaltu names
Friday, August 22, 2008 at 8:56 PM | 0 comments  
It's been three years,since we know each other.Though the level of knowing, understanding each other varied from person to person. People who were in one group left the group to become a part of the 'Batallion'.People who were still left together were separated all because of final year elective courses but the bond between some of us is still intact.It's a natural habit to nickname people with whom you spend most of your time.. Well since we spend most of our time in JIIT aka Junior IIT , Jaypee Institute of Income Tax ,JAIL IIT etc etc here are "some" of the nicknames -petnames(paaltu naam) .. "paaltu" for some definately.. rite TOMMY ? :P :P

Chandan Kumar Verma ---- Chandu,CKV
Avijit Dixit ---- Dixit
Lanka Yeshwanth Kumar ---- Lanki,Lankeshwar
Kushal Gupta ---- Kisaan,gupta ji
Sakshi Bhargava ---- Lady,Inspector,bachhi
Rahul Singh Dhariwal ---- Truck driver
Sarfaraz Nayyar ---- Sarfu,surf,Swimmer
Gaurav Gehani ---- Gauri,Gehani,Google,GOS,Gauri Gehani
Varun Mittal ---- Aadamkhor,janwar,MAMU,jungli,aatankwaadi (he claims he has more than 30 "paaltu" names)
Vaibhav Jain ---- VJ,Bhaiya ji
Yatin Kumar Goyal ---- Teen pet,Tin Tin
Yuvraj Garg ---- Mithun ,doggy,kutta
Vaibhav Gupta ---- Pappu (This Pappu Can Dance :P :P)
Vaibhav Sharma ---- Nanga
Deepanshu Bansal ---- Cock,Dipsy
Madhur jain ---- Maddiee,Chikki
Adarsh Chandrakar ---- Bidi,patakha factory
Abhishek Rao ---- Rao,Guruji
Gaurav puri ---- Galoot,zehrila,puri
Mayank Rana ---- Rana,Jehadi
Parth Shah ---- chhotu
Chitresh Vaid ---- krrish,ladoo,Cutie
Abhishek Ghosh ---- Ghosh babu,mickey
Ankit Agrawal ---- Ankal(uncle)
Aditya Mohan ---- Addie mohan,dude(doodh)
Samiksha Sharma ---- Sam,sami,cheetah
Anik Biswas ---- Pumpkin
Konark Joshi ---- Joshi,Shinchan
Ankur Goel ---- Scientist,Goli
Posted by Madhur
First encounter with the confederates
Wednesday, August 20, 2008 at 7:36 PM | 7 comments  
The four fanatics have conglomerated and thus created the blog in partnership. The formal introduction to the blog should be evident by the title - 'The Caustic Confederates'. Caustic denotes that the posts will be aciduous and spicy which will be full of humor. Confederates mean the partners in crime. What’s the crime? The readers might get to know as time passes by.

The comrades, the contributers to the blog are ‘unworthy’ of any introduction, but then they need to be introduced anyways. Let us begin officially by you all getting to know about them closely.

Vaibhav Jain

Popularly known as VJ. The idiotic idea of the creation of another blog in partnership was generated by him, along with Rao, Abhishek Rao (Bond style :P) even when his current blog, www.rollickingmaniac.blogspot.com, was going on smoothly. But he has other plans at this place. Quite too much into the writing non-sensical stuff, he wants to fully explore his creativity here. This blog was created so that we can provide stupid laughter to all the readers but the core reason was to pen down all the valuable moments the pals enjoy in their last year of college. VJ is an active blogger since August 2007.


Abhishek Rao

Popularly known as Rao and Guruji. He is Guru in what sense, we are still figuring it out. But we promise to reveal as soon as we explore it. It was his cranium which symphonized with VJ’s idea to bring something onto the Earth. His contribution till now was to suggest the URL of this blog, www.cc-bcc.blogspot.com, whose literal meaning is safe to be kept censored due to obvious reasons. He poses a tough competition to VJ in terms of number of blog posts in his original space www.abhishekrao137.blogspot.com, which is again so very stupid. His company always soothes people even though he sometimes behaves so weirdly. He is an active blogger since August 2007.

Madhur Jain

Popularly known as Maddiee. And he is truly popular, unlike the above two morons. The chief architect of this place, he owes a special responsibility as he is a natural genius in PJs (oops! Also studies). A highly imaginative character, his creations are sometimes fabulously fabulous. His contribution till now is to provide this blog a sweet template. His crations can be seen at his core blog space, www.uncommonblisssyndrome.blogspot.com. It should be noted that his jokes are totally non-vulgar and can be enjoyed freely together with the family. He is an active blogger since June 2008 (very late isn’t it?)

Ankur Goel

Popularly known as Goli and also Scientist, but he hasn’t done anything worth yet for which the Scientist Community can be proud of. He is the cutest, the most loved and the most innocent looking member of the group. But then someone rightly said, “Looks are deceptive”. He is on for adventure 24/7. He is famous for his deadly theories about the cosmos and related things, and whoever fails to guffaw at them, seriously needs a visit to a doctor soon. This red-haired blonde’s contribution till now has been .. been.. been.. ohhoo no prbs. He has promised to be expected to deliver the best of the humors and we can count on him owing to the natural flow of his ‘deadly theories’ and his fan following. The glimpse of his creations can be found at www.premisedcynosure.blogspot.com. He is an active blogger since April, 2007. So he is also the most experienced member.

Now after the corrosive introduction, we will make sure the readers get some entertainment. When the four powers aggregate, we have high hopes of some vulgar as well as non-vulgar comedies, some real life incidents and occasionally a serious stuff (if situation really demands). But the most important thing which follows is –

DISCLAIMER – We are extremely sorry if someone gets pissed off, embarrassed and offended by any content of this blog. If the jokes are targeted towards anyone, it is just for the sake of fun. Enjoy and let us enjoy!

Happy Reading… The journey begins.
Posted by Vaibhav Jain