"If Love is Blind and Marriage is an Institution, then Marriage is an Institution for the Blind"

"The secret of a successful marriage is incompatability. He has the income, you have the patability."

Omg..The title is as breaking as the news below :P :P

The mummy and papa of Caustic Confederates are separating.. Why are they splitting up ? Being an "A" class ("A" has nothing to do wid the age limit : ) reporter of Causticism Channel,I have conducted a thorough investigation to find out some of the probable reasons for this divorce.

The 1st probable reason being..their privacy was breached by Mr. Karan Johar as he got the idea to film "Dostana" from these two life partners.

2nd..Both of them agreed to live a "straight" life and not a "tedi" life.

3rd one of them either d mummy or papa or even both (Binary OR condition)..actually even the confederates arnt sure abt who is the mummy and who is papa !! anyways the 3rd reason..they have found a new life partner, whom they rank more than their present partner..yes am talking about Queues and specificaly Priority Queues.

According to our sources one of them is thinking of Ngaging himself with some research work..although this combination (work + him) hardly goes hand in hand,but he thinks he his new partner would be work. Till date he wasnt an Alcoholic, but now he'll unquestionably be a WORKOOOOLHIC (Researcaholic).

We the confederates used to hang out with them, will continue to hang out with them..although 2 confederates wont be with us from January 19th 2009.. YES AM A PANDIT too.. u can show me ur "janam patri(s)" and all..pandit-agiri is my side business.I'll forecast your future with 100% accuracy and will make sure what I tell positively happens in the future.. :D

Ahh..screw..my marketing tactics..grr.. 4th reason Mummy/papa thinks that papa/mummy has started to ignore her/him..(phew..i got it rite :P ).

5th.. the most common reason these days..thanks to Ms Lionwat(arrgh...Ms. Sherawat ..u nincompoop !!) and Mahesh Bhatt...EXTRA MARITAL affair.

Going by the "Hi-Fi" rule of causticism,They have filed for divorce in the Supreme Causticism Court.