Causticity is back. Back from the exile. With some new theories. Read on.

My great friend, Yuvraj, a non-caustic confederate is always upto some analysis and explanations to various theories. A few days ago, he extended, or rather say, applied a fresh aspect to an existing theory, what we call as Pareto's Principal and is famous as 80-20 rule.

Assuming, all of the readers know what is 80-20 rule, he analyzed that 80% of beautiful girls are taken by 20% of boys. The development of such an idea came when two of us were enjoying CC (a censored word) during the evening walk. Always like gays, we had no girls. That is really unfortunate, you see. We are very much single and "desperate". 

So, we took an example of us and a group moving ahead of us. There was one guy with 4 super sexy girls of our MBA college. What a luck! This conspired us to follow and extend the 80-20 law here. 

A theory points out to other theories as well. So, there was another one. Like money attracts money, girls attract girls. Not in the lesbianism way - but if a guy has one girl, he has the probability of having three or four more - mostly the friends of that single girl. But who minds? Not the guy ofcourse. And if you won't even have one, a fresh piece would never come into your stock.

There was one more from me. If you see a gang of hot girls together (only girls), and you like the hottest among them. Now its simple logic, the probability of having airs of attitude with this girl will be quite high. She wouldn't give you lift at all. But then, don't lose hope. The vice-versa technique fits here too. Target the ugliest looking girl and be friends with her. According to the inverse principle, she wouldn't be having arrogance problems and will readily become your friend. Be with her.

Now according to the 80-20 rule stated above, your girl will attract her friends (to join her and you). Gradually, you come in contact with the hottest girl too. Be calm and composed in the beginning and control your emotions. Flatter the gang of girls and when you feel the situation is correct, propose her. Caution, don't propose the ugly girl early. You can land into a serious trouble.

A last, please. If a guy and a girl are walking at a speed of less than 1 km/hr, they are definately a couple. If the speed is comparitively faster, the girl is always looking straight and the guy towards her, he will soon be either going to propose her, or getting a kick in the ass. If the speed is futher swifter, they are just friends - good friends. If the speed is the swiftest, they are definately targetting the next olympics (this was, one of the best PJs from me in the latest times).

Enough of theories, I'll add later if I find one. By the time, I really love that hot girl (who never sees me even). [:(]