Wednesday, November 5, 2008
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1:56 PM
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In a grave incident that happened today around 11:30 am, me and Rao escaped a vicious blow to our characters and dignity (though we are hardly left with any). We, the Caustic Couples were at our usual best, discussing what we like discussing, girls. And today we were enacting the judges, ranking the most beautiful girls of our college.
The idea of this rating system crept into our minds when we saw a very very beautiful lass infront of Sanjeev Sharma Sir's cabin. Rao said, "she is the one about whom I was telling about, who wears low waist trousers", and the conversation began which is, ahem, *censored*.
This led us to 'quantifying' her grace and comparing with other gorgeous ones. 'Of course', we resonated, 'the number one spot is fixed'. And then Rao suddenly recounted that he had to meet Mrs. Sangeeta Malik, his mentor.
So we headed from Maths Department on 1st floor to the CSE department on the opposite side of the 2nd floor, taking the way infront of the Electronics Labs. When we ascended the stairs, Rao noticed Sangeeta Mam leaving and she went, Rao could not talk to her. So we stayed in the middle of the stairs, comforted ourselves there and resumed with our discussion.
For about 10 minutes, we were 'negotiating' with the ratings and then Rao diverted the topic to his project work. Hardly had we carried the discussion further when there was a noise behind me. I turned back and the scene horrified me. Krishna Asawa Mam was staring at us from inside her cabin through the window, probably furious about the noise we were making. But what has disturbed us more is the topic which we were discussing on. RATING OF BEATIES, eh? She would have certainly heard it.
She saw us. She is my panel member [:(] What if she remembers me? Terryfying thought. We were so dumb, we could find that place only? Right behind the ears of the teacher and that too in full volume? As if, each corridor and every place is open for our Caustic discussions in the college. [:(]
We slipped away from there as hurriedly as possible, visibly going numb for the next few seconds. Rao had his hands over his face, and could not get out of this shocking trauma for next 15 minutes. IMAGE?? ho gayi na down...
Anyways, ab to aadat ho gayi hai.. wese bhi we wish Mam enjoyed the ratings. [:P] After all we are Caustic Couples, naam roshan bhi to rakhna hai na...
Posted by
Vaibhav Jain
4 comments:
Lol, what an article after a long time, missed you VJ :P
hahahahaha panel member wow :D
i hv absolutely nothing to say..except lol ..bada LOL.. AUR BADA LOLLLLL !!
hey guyz do rem 2 include me in such discussions next time....My 'valuable' input would certainly add a punch....n d best part is evry time v guyz r overheard all u guyz wud escape unscathed ....bcoz waise hi meri image ki watt lagi hui hai.....n yeah i giv a damn abt it... !!!! so guyz don 4get 2 chip in an expert opinion ( in such stuffs) :P
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