The Caustic Confederates: BABA SHAMANI BANGALI.. hee haa haa haa

Saturday, October 25, 2008 at 12:38 AM |

Do I need to write anything for the support of the above pic? Each and every thing is caustic in itself.

For instance, look at the two portraits in the top left and right corner. "Sai Baba versus Skull Baba".

"Sabhi jagaho se nirash...." He knows that we have already visited sabhi jagahs.

"keval 7 ghanto me" I remember an Eno ad that said.. "raahat sirf 6 seconds me". Obviously, he is focussing on a larger problem, so will naturally take some more time to provide that raahat.

"Mere kiye kaam ki kaat kare, muh maanga inaam". He doesn't even have the slightest hint what the confederates can ask for. :P

And then the "problem" list follows and follows and follows. Me and Rao spotted one more such problem which needs censor board approval to be listed here. :D

The highlights of the "problems" for me are "sautan va dushman se chhutkara", "pyar mohabbat", "prem vivah", "pati patni ke jhagde", "manchaha pyar va vashikaran". He 'sells' pyar and mohabbat. I will buy in wholesale. :D

And he is also capable for making as well as breaking the homes. "Pyar mohabbat" goes hand in hand with "pati patni ke jhagde". Such a multi tasker.

"Kale va ruhani ilm ke maahir". I couldnt understand it. And it is written in large font. :(

Oh no, how could I miss such an important information.

"Jesa chahoge wesa hoga". Hum to kis kis ko and kya kya chah sakte hain. :D

Timings are also awesome. Looks like a government job, some office work with office timings.

And what great items he has asked us to bring. 2 nimbu, 2 agarbatti. Really scaring me off. Ya shikanji banane ko and machhar bhagane ko mangwa raha hai. Gawwwd knows...

Awesome amount. Rs. 151.. Does it include the expense of his shikanji and machhar affinity?

Finally comes the shubh naam. It had to be such. BABA SHAMANI BANGALI. Fascinated. Thrilled. What a name. Mr. B.S. Bangali... or Dr. B.S. Bangali?? :D

And look at the address. He sits in a complex, that too on the second floor. Perfect office work. And what an awesome place he has chosen for this work. NITHARI. Now needs no further explanation.

Finally the USP of the advertisment. The 2 phone numbers. Font Size, the maximum. Arial 72. Has Reliance connection as well. Mera to free padega. Khoob baat karunga babaji se. :P

Now after posting this, I am really in a state of terror. Kahin ye padh liya unhone, to apna "vashikaran" mujhpe hi na kar bethen. :(

Anyways, I am visiting him ASAP. Afterall, he says, jesa chahoge wesa paoge nahi to MUH MAANGA INAAM. We say in Hindi - Dono Hath Ghee Me.

BABA ho to SHAMANI BANGALI jese ho.

Posted by Vaibhav Jain

4 comments:

Madhur said...: Ghanta Baba Shamani Bangali..

Jai Maddiee baba..b it any kind of prblm(conditions apply)maddiee baba will definately solve it(conditions apply :P)
Consultation fee-Rs 350 (PizzaHut ka large pizza aa jaega :D)

No hidden charges... no need to bring neembo / agarbati for shikanji/machhar baghaana..as only water wud b servd wich is obv free of cost..and I use allout jiski refill is of Rs 50 .. so poore paise vasool..
apart from dis..you'll get a special session of Maddiee baba's PJs absolutely FREE FREE FREE... ji haan ..bilkul FREE :D (haan ab toh aaoge hi FREE jo padh lia.. chalo aa jaao kanjooso :P )

contact :- Click on my name on dis page.. visit my blog.. leave ur phone no.(higher preferance) or email id as a comment on any of my post..

Dunt wry..ur no./ email id will b safe..as my blog is not googleable. :D..but still i dunt take any GUARANTEES !!

JAI MADDDIEEE BABA; October 25, 2008 at 1:34 AM
Vaibhav Jain said...: publicity stunt hai maddy baba ka aur kuch nahi...

only Dr. B.S. Bangali is the best.. and uske charges bhi maddy wale baba se half se bhi kam hain.. and Guarantee bhi nahi le rahe hain, humare Shamani baba to guarantee bhi le rahe hain..

Shamani Baba ki Jai Ho; October 25, 2008 at 1:38 AM
Abhishek Rao said...: JABARDAST!!! awesomest.. BABA se zyada VJ ki jai

Hum bhi apni dukaan khol lete hain...
I'm well established baba..pichhle 3 saal se 'GURUJI' k naam se prachlit hoon and I do not charge such high fees...pehle se pareshan logo ko main zyada fees le k pareshan nahi karta...only 4.20$(units doesn't matter,it's the quantity that does)
Contact me any time u feel lyk..for problems of any sort..thru my blog.

NOTE:Main saare ilm mein maaahir hoon!!; October 25, 2008 at 9:50 AM
Anonymous said...: hey muje bata de is baba ka pata muje apna khoya locket poochna hai:P.................anyways ...kale ya ruhani ilm means black or red dava.... n they are dexeterous in it..but it was the most ludicrous post..; December 14, 2008 at 1:22 PM

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		BABA SHAMANI BANGALI.. hee haa haa haa Saturday, October 25, 2008 at 12:38 AM \| Do I need to write anything for the support of the above pic? Each and every thing is caustic in itself. For instance, look at the two portraits in the top left and right corner. "Sai Baba versus Skull Baba". "Sabhi jagaho se nirash...." He knows that we have already visited sabhi jagahs. "keval 7 ghanto me" I remember an Eno ad that said.. "raahat sirf 6 seconds me". Obviously, he is focussing on a larger problem, so will naturally take some more time to provide that raahat. "Mere kiye kaam ki kaat kare, muh maanga inaam". He doesn't even have the slightest hint what the confederates can ask for. :P And then the "problem" list follows and follows and follows. Me and Rao spotted one more such problem which needs censor board approval to be listed here. :D The highlights of the "problems" for me are "sautan va dushman se chhutkara", "pyar mohabbat", "prem vivah", "pati patni ke jhagde", "manchaha pyar va vashikaran". He 'sells' pyar and mohabbat. I will buy in wholesale. :D And he is also capable for making as well as breaking the homes. "Pyar mohabbat" goes hand in hand with "pati patni ke jhagde". Such a multi tasker. "Kale va ruhani ilm ke maahir". I couldnt understand it. And it is written in large font. :( Oh no, how could I miss such an important information. "Jesa chahoge wesa hoga". Hum to kis kis ko and kya kya chah sakte hain. :D Timings are also awesome. Looks like a government job, some office work with office timings. And what great items he has asked us to bring. 2 nimbu, 2 agarbatti. Really scaring me off. Ya shikanji banane ko and machhar bhagane ko mangwa raha hai. Gawwwd knows... Awesome amount. Rs. 151.. Does it include the expense of his shikanji and machhar affinity? Finally comes the shubh naam. It had to be such. BABA SHAMANI BANGALI. Fascinated. Thrilled. What a name. Mr. B.S. Bangali... or Dr. B.S. Bangali?? :D And look at the address. He sits in a complex, that too on the second floor. Perfect office work. And what an awesome place he has chosen for this work. NITHARI. Now needs no further explanation. Finally the USP of the advertisment. The 2 phone numbers. Font Size, the maximum. Arial 72. Has Reliance connection as well. Mera to free padega. Khoob baat karunga babaji se. :P Now after posting this, I am really in a state of terror. Kahin ye padh liya unhone, to apna "vashikaran" mujhpe hi na kar bethen. :( Anyways, I am visiting him ASAP. Afterall, he says, jesa chahoge wesa paoge nahi to MUH MAANGA INAAM. We say in Hindi - Dono Hath Ghee Me. BABA ho to SHAMANI BANGALI jese ho. Posted by Vaibhav Jain 4 comments: Madhur said... Ghanta Baba Shamani Bangali.. Jai Maddiee baba..b it any kind of prblm(conditions apply)maddiee baba will definately solve it(conditions apply :P) Consultation fee-Rs 350 (PizzaHut ka large pizza aa jaega :D) No hidden charges... no need to bring neembo / agarbati for shikanji/machhar baghaana..as only water wud b servd wich is obv free of cost..and I use allout jiski refill is of Rs 50 .. so poore paise vasool.. apart from dis..you'll get a special session of Maddiee baba's PJs absolutely FREE FREE FREE... ji haan ..bilkul FREE :D (haan ab toh aaoge hi FREE jo padh lia.. chalo aa jaao kanjooso :P ) contact :- Click on my name on dis page.. visit my blog.. leave ur phone no.(higher preferance) or email id as a comment on any of my post.. Dunt wry..ur no./ email id will b safe..as my blog is not googleable. :D..but still i dunt take any GUARANTEES !! JAI MADDDIEEE BABA October 25, 2008 at 1:34 AM Vaibhav Jain said... publicity stunt hai maddy baba ka aur kuch nahi... only Dr. B.S. Bangali is the best.. and uske charges bhi maddy wale baba se half se bhi kam hain.. and Guarantee bhi nahi le rahe hain, humare Shamani baba to guarantee bhi le rahe hain.. Shamani Baba ki Jai Ho October 25, 2008 at 1:38 AM Abhishek Rao said... JABARDAST!!! awesomest.. BABA se zyada VJ ki jai Hum bhi apni dukaan khol lete hain... I'm well established baba..pichhle 3 saal se 'GURUJI' k naam se prachlit hoon and I do not charge such high fees...pehle se pareshan logo ko main zyada fees le k pareshan nahi karta...only 4.20$(units doesn't matter,it's the quantity that does) Contact me any time u feel lyk..for problems of any sort..thru my blog. NOTE:Main saare ilm mein maaahir hoon!! October 25, 2008 at 9:50 AM Anonymous said... hey muje bata de is baba ka pata muje apna khoya locket poochna hai:P.................anyways ...kale ya ruhani ilm means black or red dava.... n they are dexeterous in it..but it was the most ludicrous post.. 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