Every year the quest for finding the most beautiful woman on earth begins.Then, the day arrives,all the beauties are constellated on the stage.From the general billi chal round to SWIM suit round to the questionaire round..every star is tested.Some are not able to shine as brightly as others. Eventually a winner is chosen. Shucks, I missed d telecast this time..bloody cable operator.. Star world hi gayab kar dia !! :P

A "haseena" or if you are an avid fan of NDTV Imagine's Ravana a "SUNDARIIII" (haahaahaa .. mind the lafing style ) :P is chosen. The smile of the Haseena wearing the evening gown makes way for itself surrounded by a cavalry of tears.It's like a nacreous sun obnubilated by clouds making way for itself..and soon the sun starts shining brightly.

The previous year winner who is all jealous but still manages to fake a smile crowns the new "haseena" and the winner has just one thought in her mind.."Ye tereko toh galti se mil gaya tha..ye toh mera hi tha" ..lol..have I started watching those K serials ?The graph of her smile which was till now a decreasing parabola starts attaining a new shape(some cubic increasing function).The supply of her smile which was hovering at around 20volts gets some additional charge using some Kirchoff's law and induction theory to become a 20000Volts supply !!

But why am I saying this ? Have I lost my mind ? Have i lost something ? Has somebody stolen something ? Have patience..I'll tellya d tragedy .

After the so called "two weeks expatriation" from ALA..nooo not the clothes whitener dumbheads..Applied Linear Alzebraa. VJ n I were back at same place again sitting nxt to each other..cracking jokes,dis time sensible jokes..Rao and Yoooovii also joined us. We were setting up CAT 2008's DI paper (questions and topics to be kept in secrecy to prevent any kinda piracy and breach in privacy..err..watevr), but yess what I can reveal is it's related to graphs :P :P Newaz, Mr. "And So On" entered the lecture theatre with our T1 answer scripts tied with plastic ropes which reminded me of Alphanso mango cartoooon (as he pronounces) and asked us to give him 5mins..lol..60mins bhi maangte toh vo bhi de detey :P Somebody from ECE shouted "5mins maango ge toh 10mins dengey Kashmir maango ge toh kaat bhi dengey" ..Although our "respected" sir didnt hear this,but he was surely annoyed with the way we were laughing !! Next what came was not less than some kind of game,probably which only Huey,Duey and Louie(Ducktales you nerds :P) would have enjoyed !! We were made to sit in some "Arrangement" which was systematic(as Mr. "..." said).

As a result of this the 3 confederates(Rao,VJ and Me) came to the 1st row of the lecture theatre..Lol..it's been 3 damn years in this "Jail" IIT we finally got a chance to sit in the 1st row.. Yeah A Big Achievement..Thanku !! Newaz, sir started to distribute our "Neat and Clean" answer scripts (Jab kuch aata nahi toh neat and clean hi hogi :P),den something happened,VJ started to laugh although he was smiling earlier but now..That kirchoff's law came into play..20000volts ki smile..Goshh !! Dude..ur one of best step up transformer.. I hope India's power situation improves :P

As it's written in some law book "No matter how dumb your own activities are,teachers are to see that no student laughs during his lecture". Yes, he again caught VJ who was laughing away to glory(thankgod mei nahi tha :P ) .Sir was like "Kya bhai ye kya koi natak chal raha hai ? mei kya koi nautanki kar raha hoon ? Koi mela hai kya ye..jo itna has rahe ho ? problem kya hai..Jab bhi dekho hastey rehtey ho.. mei kya joker hoon?"No prize for guessing..The whole lecture theatre was laughing !! We all(1st row) tried to control our laughter,but failed miserably,we tried looking here and dere but no use..

Although VJ didnt gave dat "Kutil" smile :P ,but yes the "Katil Haseena" title has now gone to VJ..

Ladeejjj and Zentlemaan the new "Kaatil Haseena" of ALA is VJ (echo..echo).. deviyo sajjano aur Ravano.. swagat kijiye iss nayi SUNDARRIII ka. I have given d "Kaatil Haseena" Crown to VJ ..all smiling infact laughing :P wid no hard feelings.. ye crown tu hi rakh, am happy wid my "Kutil Smile" crown.

As a good event manager I'll mention the names the sponsors for LaughoBeauteo Contesto - The 3 confederates, College administration for giving us a "seat" ,for providing us with "And so on" kinda ppl and last but not the least Mr ...

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It has been long I have scribbled something at my ‘second home’ (in terms of blogs). The reason being - I was involved in some kind of research work. It demanded a lot of effort, hard work and patience. And finally I am done.

This was a different kind of research. And since it is being mentioned here at cc-bcc, it ought to be ‘caustic’. For the past few days, Rao and I were busy noticing the behavior of our college students. We also had, clandestinely, put up close circuit hidden cameras at various places in our college building. It recorded the daily movements of the public and by the end of the day, we used to analyze it. This observation was recorded for 14 days, and now we are here – giving a solid conclusion – not generic but pertaining only to the confederates.

The prime motive for this research was that we both were getting jealous as well as itching for a girl who can roam with us day and night. We used to stand and sit hours in the corridors, in the ground, at the coffee shop, in the cafeteria and near the ‘khopchas’ and the only thing we observed was that all of the population always walked in couples. Each female had a male accompanying her. Hands in hands, hands around shoulder, hands in the partner’s pockets and sometimes hands at censored places.

It has been more than three toiling years yet we couldn’t find a girl for ourselves. One day, out of frustration, we went to the rest-room to check our faces if some part was missing or is out of place. But we were extremely normal and fine, yet we never understood why we had no girl with us whereas alien-like faces roam with two or more generally.

The girls’ choice is unpredictable. It is a question way beyond the study of psychology, we are mere engineering students. Three years are more than enough for this kind of longing – it’s like bereaving. So we finally decided to resort to the last way – the technology. It was used to observe girls – which kind of girls like what kind of guys, what do they do whole day long, from where they come up with never-ending conversations, how is it possible for them to talk even with the person standing next to them not able to hear a single thing and above all, whether they ever fight so that we can grab the opportunity?

One more big reason was that we were trying to spot girls who were not escorted by guys – who are single. And to our disappointment, we couldn’t get a single girl – ready to mingle – without a guy. What a fate! Deep studies and analysis revealed that girls’ choice of guys couldn’t even be understood by God himself. There is no fixed criterion except for the fact that we both are not at all fitting in any one of them. We are born losers – but all losers have been great lovers. When will women understand and realize this?

Anyways, the other findings of the research was that sometimes it was impossible for even the partner to decipher what the other was saying – nothing could be recorded in our highly sensitive camera even. All day along, they just remained with their partner doing literally nothing except giving a naughty and irritating smile once in a while. And about fighting? Yes they did. But it did not take long to settle their disputes – ice-cream was the major reason. So, we never had any opportunity to have grabbed it (opportunity, not ice-cream).

Finally we came to a conclusion that we always will remain what we are. Girls are not in our fate. But we are not among those who accept defeat. So, we decided to be “Caustic Couples”. ‘We’ means me and Rao. And please, before you come to any conclusion, just erase the word - GAY -from your dictionary for a moment. We are not behaving gays but “Caustic Couples”. Only intellectuals can differentiate. Intellectuals like us, deprived of a girl.

Why should we remain single? So, we have also formed a couple. ‘Caustic couples’ are far better than the ‘normal couples’. We don’t fight, we don’t cry, we don’t be sentimental, we don’t whisper to be difficult to understand, we both pay – not one person has to suffer as in ‘normal couples’, we don’t ‘expect’, we don’t restrict our partners to roam with a person of other ‘caustic’ couple, we don’t waste our time doing nothing.

On the contrary, we enjoy every moment, public doesn’t wink at one of us (as prevalent in the normal couples), doesn’t tease one of us, doesn’t stare at one of us, we have no problems introducing our partners to our parents, there is no restriction visiting homes of each other even staying up at night, sometimes sharing the same bed to sleep if we feel tired (of masti, idiot). We also have the full liberty to stare at ‘normal couples’ and sexy girls. We also share our feelings with each other without doubting.  There are many more advantages the ‘caustic couples’ have over the ‘normal couples’. Above all, we never break up.

Still, if you haven’t deleted that word, please do it. We are still in India and we know our limitations well. We don’t give our hands in hands, hands in pockets or hands at censored places, so keep that thing out of your corrupted minds. The Caustic Couples have suffered much for the last 3 years; now let us live some caustic lives.

But all said and done, the caustic couples would still like extend the invitation of being transformed into the normal couples. So if any beautiful girl ready to accept it, is heartily welcomed. Please someone come to us, pleaseeeeeeeeeee.

Ok ok, we are not getting desperate anymore. Looking for a good response positively, the Caustic Couples continue to enjoy presently. And if someone needs any more ideas of doing some caustic research, they can approach us unhesitatingly.