Every year the quest for finding the most beautiful woman on earth begins.Then, the day arrives,all the beauties are constellated on the stage.From the general billi chal round to SWIM suit round to the questionaire round..every star is tested.Some are not able to shine as brightly as others. Eventually a winner is chosen. Shucks, I missed d telecast this time..bloody cable operator.. Star world hi gayab kar dia !! :P
A "haseena" or if you are an avid fan of NDTV Imagine's Ravana a "SUNDARIIII" (haahaahaa .. mind the lafing style ) :P is chosen. The smile of the Haseena wearing the evening gown makes way for itself surrounded by a cavalry of tears.It's like a nacreous sun obnubilated by clouds making way for itself..and soon the sun starts shining brightly.
The previous year winner who is all jealous but still manages to fake a smile crowns the new "haseena" and the winner has just one thought in her mind.."Ye tereko toh galti se mil gaya tha..ye toh mera hi tha" ..lol..have I started watching those K serials ?The graph of her smile which was till now a decreasing parabola starts attaining a new shape(some cubic increasing function).The supply of her smile which was hovering at around 20volts gets some additional charge using some Kirchoff's law and induction theory to become a 20000Volts supply !!
But why am I saying this ? Have I lost my mind ? Have i lost something ? Has somebody stolen something ? Have patience..I'll tellya d tragedy .
After the so called "two weeks expatriation" from ALA..nooo not the clothes whitener dumbheads..Applied Linear Alzebraa. VJ n I were back at same place again sitting nxt to each other..cracking jokes,dis time sensible jokes..Rao and Yoooovii also joined us. We were setting up CAT 2008's DI paper (questions and topics to be kept in secrecy to prevent any kinda piracy and breach in privacy..err..watevr), but yess what I can reveal is it's related to graphs :P :P Newaz, Mr. "And So On" entered the lecture theatre with our T1 answer scripts tied with plastic ropes which reminded me of Alphanso mango cartoooon (as he pronounces) and asked us to give him 5mins..lol..60mins bhi maangte toh vo bhi de detey :P Somebody from ECE shouted "5mins maango ge toh 10mins dengey Kashmir maango ge toh kaat bhi dengey" ..Although our "respected" sir didnt hear this,but he was surely annoyed with the way we were laughing !! Next what came was not less than some kind of game,probably which only Huey,Duey and Louie(Ducktales you nerds :P) would have enjoyed !! We were made to sit in some "Arrangement" which was systematic(as Mr. "..." said).
As a result of this the 3 confederates(Rao,VJ and Me) came to the 1st row of the lecture theatre..Lol..it's been 3 damn years in this "Jail" IIT we finally got a chance to sit in the 1st row..
As it's written in some law book "No matter how dumb your own activities are,teachers are to see that no student laughs during his lecture". Yes, he again caught VJ who was laughing away to glory(thankgod mei nahi tha :P ) .Sir was like "Kya bhai ye kya koi natak chal raha hai ? mei kya koi nautanki kar raha hoon ? Koi mela hai kya ye..jo itna has rahe ho ? problem kya hai..Jab bhi dekho hastey rehtey ho.. mei kya joker hoon?"No prize for guessing..The whole lecture theatre was laughing !! We all(1st row) tried to control our laughter,but failed miserably,we tried looking here and dere but no use..
Although VJ didnt gave dat "Kutil" smile :P ,but yes the "Katil Haseena" title has now gone to VJ..
Ladeejjj and Zentlemaan the new "Kaatil Haseena" of ALA is VJ (echo..echo).. deviyo sajjano aur Ravano.. swagat kijiye iss nayi SUNDARRIII ka. I have given d "Kaatil Haseena" Crown to VJ ..all smiling infact laughing :P wid no hard feelings.. ye crown tu hi rakh, am happy wid my "Kutil Smile" crown.
As a good event manager I'll mention the names the sponsors for LaughoBeauteo Contesto - The 3 confederates, College administration for giving us a "seat" ,for providing us with "And so on" kinda ppl and last but not the least Mr ...
Note:- ... is different from .. !! :P
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I want to thank God, my parents, my friends and all those people who supported me to win this coveted crown. I will always be indebted to the judge Mr "..." for considering me a deserving candidate for this crown.
At this auspicious moment, I am so elated, I am unable to find words. This crown is indeed the best accolade one can ever win in his life. The last winner Maddiee was also a good candidate. I regretted it last time for not being able to win it but finally my efforts have been fruitful.
I will try my best to be the best and the crown-holder always. I would again like to thank my well wishers.
THANK YOU people!!
Where's my royalty? I had given you the idea of creating this blog entry, atleast give me some recognition :P
Its the party time from VJ for winning this award
are ab to mujhe bhi milna hai Mr. "..." se .. kabhi raaste me dikhe to batana .. mujhe bhi dekhni hai Mr. "..." ki 440 volts waali nautanki :D
lolzz...a truly wonderful post!!
@VJ: mast acceptance speech hai yr!!! so wen's d party??? :D :P
@ VJ "The last winner Maddiee was also a good candidate"
wat d... :P :P ..... AM STILL A GOOD CANDIDATE !! BEWARE :P
kya re title to likhna seekh le beedu ....blog to banda tab hi padega ...lolz
lolzzzz......nice post dude...but yeah it 2uk me hell lot of time 2 figure out the language in which title has been written :D jokes apart :P... nice post... /\/\ cheers /\/\
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