Wednesday, September 10, 2008
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You must be wondering who this guy is ...
First of all .. he is not a guy .. infact we are not even sure if he is a he (research is underway) .. the creature is most commonly refferred to as MAMU , also called aatankwadi , aadamkhor , junglee , jaanwar ...
The creature was first sighted in northern India , near the capital city..shortly after the disappearance of the mysterious 'monkey-man' ...
It is believed that the defence funded prototype escaped from the research labs in the early 90's .. it was spotted again in the 2005 , whereupon the government captured and sent it to the most secret , secure and harsh confinement they ever built .. the place was codenamed 'JIITU'
The creature continued to display its unexplained behavior at the facility .. he would often be seen moving at an extraordinarily fast pace between different blocks at the facility often scaring personnel with sudden violent outbursts ...
The defense dept. had devised an unknown mechanism to keep him under control , and thus he spent most of his time with the senior researches sent from the defence dept ..
But soon , with the disappearance of few of a researches from their cabins where they used to study the creature , the other researchers grew uncomfortable with the research and lost control of codename 'MAMU' out of fear ...
The creature has now under his control , most of the facility .. and is expected to escape this facility in no more than a year ..
For the sake of the country , a young fearless group identified as the 'Caustic - Confederates' continues this deserted research today before the creature escapes ...
Some insight has been gained on his abilities that may help in future confrontation in times of need ...
- The creature has the ability to emit verbal disturbances without breathing ..
- The creature can alter the molecular composition of air in the vicinity making it difficult for humans to do certain tasks ..
- The creature can live without water for several days ..
- The creature has a tail behind his head
The creature possesses many such extra-human abilities bus his most important abilities are surely :
1) kaatna
2) chaatna
3) fartna
We hope this information is useful to anyone who has encountered the 'MAMU' before or has been warned by the local news channel after one year ...
Posted by
Ghosh
6 comments:
well according to the description this creature really looks awful...well u forget to mention his most extraordinary feature..that he has a tail behind his forehead....
1st am scared of terrorist...2nd am scared of osama bin laden.. 3rd I dunno who Fidel Castro was..until I got involved in dis research :P .. Being one of d research oriented confederates means serious threat to my life from such creatures.. but i hope he takes dis in a lighter sense.. and NOT LIKE A CIG. LIGHTER.. all fired up..burning :P
Ladeejjj and Zentlemaan.. Caustic Confederates Presents "THE MAMU.. Sequel of MAMULAY" :P :P
Gosh..am being asked to enter 10letter word ..for verification pupose
awsome...
well...we appreciate ghosh for giving his valuable time on such a creature who is beyond consideration for most ppl..nice description..
well well, the saga continues..
first things first.. ghosh wonderfully executed demonstration of MAMU..
but i fail to understand, y r u all after making him so (in)famous since the last 3 years.. the speed with which the comments are pouring in, suggests that you people are giving an undue attention to him.. and he enjoys...
mamu is in maddie's blog and now he is here.. itni tavajjo to kisi celebrity ko nhi di hogi tumne.. r u all in awe of him?
anywz.. i once again would like to congratulate ghosh on such amazing description, and would like to add.. mamu still is the cynosure.. whether good or bad.. thanks to u all..
way to go MAMU.. badnaami me bhi naam hai :P
Thank you all of you for consideration and concern. badnami naam all these are relative things .. i am content with the life i m living ( there are some issues which i believe will be resolved in future).. and for those who fearing me U NEED NOT BE AFRAID...a person has to work very very hard to seriously provoke me. as for taking it in lighter sense if i can give u people a few seconds of smile then i don't mind such things provided they don't cross the limit of decency. And when u near that limit u"ll be notified. as of now ENJOY and don't take tension becoz of me.
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