Thursday, September 18, 2008
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Now let me introduce you to my Caustic partner (remember the Caustic Couple post?) - Abhishek Rao. We are couple because we are devoid of any 'normal' relationship. But what can you see here? A dejected, gloomy, dismal Rao. No!! Mene kuch nahi kiya. Don't take me wrong please. I have never ever tried to reap benefits and pleasures from such a relation.
It actually goes like this. We (me, Rao and Maddiee) returned from Maggi wale uncle with (ofcourse!) two plates of Maggi (not for Rao). Since it started raining, we gathered and stopped at the OAT. It was alright till then. The situation was in control, Rao was smiling. Then, as we began to eat the noodles, Rao slumped down to the ground level (itna neeche gir gaya). We didn't pay much heed then, but when I noticed the disparate behaviour of my darling, I thought isko bhi maggi khani hai and keh nahi raha hai bas senti ho raha hai. But not many people know me apni maggi kisi ko bhi nahi deta.. apni darling ko bhi nahi.
Anyways, I gulped it quickly and threw the plate into the dustbin. Maddiee was still left with it. I thought Rao still had some hopes. But then, Maddiee also finished with it and crushed the paper plate - and crushed Rao's dream of eating maggi.
I thought of consoling him, so main bhi neeche gir gaya, I mean I also sat down with him. When I asked him ki bhai naraz ho gaya kya, then he said he did not want to eat maggi but he was sad because he had not done his project work. Yes, this was an issue to be tensed but not so much that my darling becomes a devdas (no no.. paro).
But close examination of his behavior revealed that actually he was staring a girl sitting directly opposite to him. She is the prettiest girl of our college - according to we 'Caustic Couples' - but how can this unfaithful partner betray me, and was looking at a girl?? Chheee... But then I realized, we had agreed that we are free to continue with our ladkibaaji also.
But then, so dejected for a girl? And let me clear your minds now, he is not devdas and he is not sad, gloomy, etc etc. Look at the lust in his eyes. These eyes are not melancholy but full of lust - like a 'male' nymphomaniac (iska masculine gender mujhe nahi pata). He confused us, first with the maggi thing then lied to us with the project thing. Arrey, "us" to thik hai... damn it, he lied to me?? Oh God! how can I live with such a Caustic partner?
At first, I thought to break up with him. But then, who does not slip when such a hotty is sitting directly infront of you? It is a natural feeling. We are still BOYS afterall. Anyways.. thanks Maddiee for this wonderful photograph from your brand new Nokia 3600S (saale.. ad karwa raha hai nokia ka mujhse?) of this multi-faced personality. Rao, sudhar ja warna acha nahi hoga.. us ladki ko hum sath me ghoorte hain.. :P
Posted by
Vaibhav Jain
5 comments:
lol. mera new new fone :D :D ..hehehe ..
Seriously yaar..Rao ki halat dekhne layak thi. Ek toh hum dono maggie share nahi karte kisike saath bhi... hona hi tha usko naraz :P
btw.. "usko" mei bhi dekhta hoon ... remember wat happnd dat day ..wen v were going for RockOn !! .. "Mother-sister" ho raha tha fone pe ;P :P
boy with 'lusty eyes' writes:
mujhe kisi bhi cheej ki 'bhookh' nahi hai
:P
dhyan se dekho confederates those were sad eyes
not lusty eyes ;)
meri aankhon mein tha kasht,
VJ ko dikha lust,
meri izzat ka faluda banaya hai zabardast
but post hai ekdum mast
Hello Guys,
This is a personal request from my side.
Quizzing enthusiasts in college can now access their own quiz blog at
www.jiituqu.blogspot.com
Like all other reputed universities,namely-Pilani,NSIT,DCE..we now have a quiz blog of our own.
I'd want any of you moderators to please post a little write up on the blog in your blog to popularise the concept,not only of blogging but quiz-blogging in campus.
Anik
@ rao's poetic comment : awesome!
@ vj : thoda to compromise karna padta hai :D
@ maddy : ladki ki photo li kya ?? :P
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